::Small Children::
While driving a car, Ray saw a sign that says "Caution, small children playing". He slowed down and then it occurs to him: I'm not afraid of small children.
::Empty Room::
Why is a room full of married people empty?
Because there's not a single person in it.
::Diet?::
While having dinner with her two children one night, Melissa noticed that her youngest, three-year-old Alex was not touching her food.
Melissa: Are you on a diet? (she jokingly asked)
Alex: No! I'm on a chair!
::Reading glasses::
Visiting his grandparents one afternoon, Sara's eight-year-old son, Jacob noticed his grandmother's reading glasses and tried them on.
"Wow!", he said. "No wonder Nanny thinks I've grown bigger every time she sees me!"
::Honesty is the Best Policy::
A sign in a small town for it's honesty: Antique tables made daily
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